Sizzling World!

For all those guys who intend to visit an exotic place and want to know the temperatures at their destinations; please do not watch Indus News.

Indus News, for quiet a few days now, is telling the world that Karachi is averaging 80 degree Celsius, Lahore some 60 Celsius.... even New York is 50 degree C. [Probably they want to say Fahrenheit]

Its about time they [all TV channels of Pakistan - who by the way are not as bad as some others found in South Asia, particularly India] must get rid of the taxi drivers they hired as political anchors, analysts, ticker managers and weather gurus.

Vienna is in France !!!!

For those who think they are good at geography, think again !!!!

Geo TV announced many times today :

"France ke shehr Vienna mein, sikhhon ke gurdwarey per hamla; 10 afrad zakhmi"
(Sikh Gurdwara attacked in French city of Vienna, 10 injured)

Apparently, Geo TV is adamantly sticking to all the Karachi taxi drivers it hired (and probably still hiring) as its news reporters. Whats even more disturbing is that it refuses to train them. :D

NADAL faces WILLIAMS

As I write this post, in tennis grand slams women and men have never competed each other in singles.
But guess what, GEO TV has made it possible. They are organizing a match between Rafael NADAL and Venus WILLIAMS, and guess where, In the AUSTRALIAN OPEN :D
(http://geo.tv/1-30-2009/33907.htm)

Another one from Aaj TV. The title says "DG ISI briefs PM.." and the picture ....

Aaj TV jumps in ... they are no lesser fools. Why should GEO always win.
They updated their title story from yesterday, but probably forgot to change the image.
This one shows pic of a Pak origin Brit who was killed in US drone bombing 2 days ago, while the news if of French FM comments on US troop increase in Afghanistan.
:D

Zak

IOWA or LOWA?

Today was a day of "Change". US voters decided to change their ruling party, and elected an African American as their president.
GEO changes something too. Their pathetic news girl, the same Sana Mirza, kept on announcing several times that Obama has won in the US state of "LOWA". While the Americans like to call this place IOWA, GEO changed its name on the day of change.


:D
Incompetent Fools !!!!

Cheers,


Zak

Whats a "0" between friends !!!!!!!

Another one at http://www.geo.tv/11-3-2008/28056.htm
The text says that the shard has "5" lines of text whereas these fools put an image for the news item that has no less than 50 lines.
A friend of mine cuts a joke as I tell him this; "Thank God they have not shown the image of a braying politician with this news" :D.

Sometimes I wonder how many bloopers will we discover if we were their regular readers. :D

God save us all.

Cheers;

ZAK